Happy St. Nicholas Day

Today is the day we honor St. Nicholas. You know him today as Santa but back in the day he traveled, without reindeer, all the way to the Council of Nicea to slap the face of Arius for questioning the divinity of Christ. Imagine that! As legend has it the bishops at Nicea were shocked by this behavior and they planed to kick Saint Nick out, but Jesus and Mary appeared next to the heretic beater and everyone was cool with the bitch slap. It is wise not to question the Son of God around Christmas or Santa might come down the chimney and put a boot in your ass.

For St. Nicholas eve Sam got a Santa Train.